Househusband

A househusband is a male person living with his partner and performing all the housework and duties that have traditionally been associated with a housewife. He values his family above anything else and is as amazing a person as any male working partner. Also called a homemaker.

-Isn't your significant other a househusband, Jenny?

-Oh, yes. And he's absolutely amazing! So supportive, and you should see him with the kids! And the food he cooks! It makes my mouth water just thinking about it.

*cue dreamy sighs*

by A Perfect Slytherin February 2, 2016

Houston Jones

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.

Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.

by Houston Jones June 22, 2019

The owl house

The gayest show to ever exist besides She-ra

Person 1: Hey have you heard of that new show the Owl house?

Person 2: The gayest Show to ever exist? yes

by Noodlessssssssss October 30, 2020

real nibba hours

the time between 7:30 PM and 2:30 AM when real shit goes down

Hey Marc its real nibba hours

by thetotes May 27, 2017

what are you, hourly?

A phrase making reference to being paid by the hour and implying that someone is taking an excessive amount of time doing something. Quoted most often on the FX series Archer. It can be used in reverse.

Archer "what are you, hourly?"

Archer "take your time, I'm hourly."

by Alfonzo The Kid September 29, 2011

House White

C17H21NO4; cocaine, coke, blow, Tokyo, Charlie, nose wines, etc..

I’ll have the “House White” my good Sir,

by Mr. & Mrs. Sniff April 2, 2020

spicy hour

The daily White House press briefing where Sean Spicer yells at the press and makes a total ass of himself. Always covered by the media as it makes for great television.

I'll send you the link to CSPANs livefeed of the Spicy Hour.

by BartholomewJesus March 30, 2017