1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.
by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009
Get the Chro-Magnum Beef Harnessmug. by exdeh January 29, 2021
Get the har du hørt om at tage opvaskenmug. by Jalalabad123 December 1, 2010
Get the Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddiemug. Well they can be alright sometimes but that's just Jae. They have a big forehead and small ears. Likes being called: Simp,bitch,plant pot and basket ball. Don't fuck with em to much though or they will shit on you.
<3 Jae
jk
<3 Jae
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by NotEllias September 18, 2020
Get the har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jazmug. by mikez0r August 17, 2003
Get the Har du en dator som du tror att vi har användning för, tveka inte att maila någon arrangör om detmug. 
A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT. Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections.
A cock harness, which has a function similar to a cock ring, is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
Get the Cock harnessmug.