cockswidth

a small unit of distance - approximately the width of an average cock. but not as small as a cunt-hair.

Hey Joe, move that beam a cockswidth or two to the left. I just barely squeezed my car through that gap by a cockswidth. Tim Whalen did not invent the word "cockswidth".

by catshitlipstick December 9, 2013

cockswangling

When you violently masturbate with your penis, sometimes even leading to mutilation.

I had to go to the hospital because I was cockswangling.

His cockswanglation lead to his transplant.

You should never cockswangle.

by Captain Drunk Pirate Snorty May 2, 2014

CockSwab

To swab the inside of a vagina with your dick (or a dick)

Yo I just cockswabed ya girl

by Low ballet November 1, 2016

Cocksnatch

Softest angriest dick I’ve ever encountered.

Worst/best person you will ever meet.

That dude is the biggest cocksnatch I’ve ever met in my entire life.

by Rhettness December 23, 2017

cockmeat slider

A typical cockmeat sandwich but In slider form. For when you need your cockmeat sandwich on the go and don’t have the hand capacity or time for an old fashioned cockmeat hoagie. People usually consume more than one during a sitting.

Glen: “oh darn my train to Baltimore leaves in 5 minutes, I’m so hungry”
Keith: “you should of gotten a cockmeat slider like me, they’re perfect for on the go trips”!

by Grizlord JR. January 29, 2018

cockswabber

A man who sticks his penis into another man's penis, commonly swabbing with the head of his erect penis. They are awarded bonus points for prolapsing their uterus.

I love watching cockswabbers on XVIDEOS.COM.

by Urmomtriplenipples May 28, 2018

CockMeatSandwhich

Putting your cock between two slices of bread and getting head after the bread had been eaten

I made my girlfriend a CockMeatSandwhich, she's loved it

by Mattwallick June 17, 2018