Ass Choad

Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself.

I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had to pass a killer ass choad.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

Choated

Literally the greatest thing of all time. It’s better then Goated, it’s choated. If you are choated, you have reached legend status.

Bro Jayden is literally so choated I can’t even right now.

by CostcoPro June 18, 2021

Team Choad

A group of Leet bloggers OWNING ignorant, hypocritical, religious fundamentalist, HTML prone morons on Xanga.

Team Choad hacks your Xanga.

by Dustin Chander April 7, 2005

choad warrior

1. A person who shamelessly takes food, drinks or favors. May or may not involve asking. More severe than mooch

That choad warrior drank all my Dr. Pepper!

by suncrush March 10, 2005

choat

The area of skin between the ballsack and asshole. Also known as grundle, taint, derf, nacho, or gooch. Not to be confused with chode, a penis wider than it is long.

I put a pellet gun to Amy's ear and forced her to lick my chote. I had a very powerful jism.

by Captain Meaty March 1, 2005

choadiemcsmallballs

a universal word that can be used to temporarily name any person, friend or foe.

Yo! What's happenin choadiemcsmallballs!?

by Randy Macho Man Savage June 27, 2008

Choad Dozer

After pulling out and ejaculating on the lady's taint, you try to counteract the forces of gravity by using the head of the penis (as a dozer) to keep the ejaculate from slipping into her anal region.

A choad dozer is only fun for a few seconds, then I get sleepy and must rest.

My men and I have traveled a fort night and have built a man-sized desire to Choad Doze your virgins. Bring them forth.

by Bizoid April 30, 2006