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Smuff

A molding of the two words small and stuff. Meaning any and everything that is small yet intriguing.
They recently came out with a miniature pig that you can keep as a pet, now that is awesome smuff!
by smuffed October 24, 2009
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smuff

the act of "muffing" (can be normal or pertain to a sexual act or her being a SMUT) it that is partook by a slutty (and or drunk) girl.
nick- "i saw you talking to that girl last night at the bar. how many hours did it take her to pronounce her first full sentence of the night? did you give her your cash and prizes by the end of the night?"

travis-"yea but she thought it was a good idea to try and blow me while she was taking off her panties. she got them stuck around her ankles fell forward, gagged on my cock vomited on the hardwood floor and slipped hit her head and didnt get up. she was there when i left this morning too i hope she isnt there when i get home."

Nick- "man she smuffed it so hard she may never recover hahaha"
by ucsmut February 22, 2010
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smufficate

To smother and sufficate together; at the same time
If I use that blanket, I will smufficate!
by sabbycat June 30, 2009
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nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.
An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.
by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018
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smuffy

a mixture of something both smart and scruffy at the same time.
why don't you wear that smuffy jacket you have?
by gilly86 February 10, 2010
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SMaffection

An overwhelming love for great service. The word came to life after a massive amount of employees began showing signs of addiction to the service they offer and the environment they work in.
I embrace SMaffection every day as I spread happiness around the office.
by SMaffection March 14, 2011
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smoff

This word can be used anyway you want it to be used.. Usually used for the word fuck.

-smoffs-
Go Smoff Yourself.
You smoffing loser.
SMOFF YOU!
by xGravexFlowerx April 22, 2004
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