Paced

a term used to describe the act from a person of small town status who blatantly and intentionally performs intimate and inappropriate sexual acts (preferably with a significant other of a friend or co-worker) while ensuring that the act is public knowledge for all to enjoy

That bitch paced me and now I've got herpes"


Damn it my women left me for my friend and you all know about it. I think I have been Paced!

Brother #1: I got a problem I want to screw this girl but she is with my friend.
Brother #2: Shut the hell up, be a man and Pace that pussy.

by bigfatballs October 17, 2008

Packed Lunch

variation of the warm lunch. After laying someone out on the floor and laying cling film over thier mouths. You deficate into the cling film and then fuck thier face until the cling film breaks. The variaton is to then tape thier mouths shut!

he gave her a packed lunch

by uprightuk August 24, 2010

packed lunch

to take one's girlfriend on holiday to avoid all the fucking about and loss of drinking time that goes with finding a suitable mate upon arriving at one's destination.

"i went to ibiza last year and wasted the first day and a half sorting myself out with a tart.i'm going to agya napa this year,and this time i'm taking a packed lunch".

by apex dave January 19, 2011

packed out

adj.--- to have too much work/things going on at one time, comes from the feeling of carrying a heavy backpack on ones back

Ex. 1---

Mike: "Mr. Smith gave us such much homework tonight! I can't believe we have to read eight chapters from Tale of Two cities..."
Josh: "I know, I'm so packed out."

Ex. 2---

Liz: "Urg, I have way too much going on in my life. Friends, family, homework and my boy friend. It's just too much STRESS."
Sam: "Sounds like SOMEONE'S packed out..."

by Cayce P April 30, 2007

Packed my lunch

Several hours after eating rich food it becomes a pneumatic thing. ie: Farting big time

Pew! Sorry, excuse me I was just packed my lunch.

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

paced

when one is so extremely intoxicated he cannot control any simple motor skills, referring that he must take the Pace bus home

Yo come check out this dude! Fucker is paced there's no way he's getting home!

by schlitz3 August 15, 2008

Penguin Packed

To describe the degree of crowdedness at a location. When a place is extremely packed with people and your body is almost touching the person in front of you, and you're moving at a slow pace (1 inch per 3 seconds) you sort of wobble sideways like a penguin with every step. Commonly experienced at a very crowded and popular night club and such places.

Man! It was penguin packed, took a very long time just to move from one end of the room to the other!

by KSAComedy March 20, 2011