Mesmerize

To hold your beer with 2 hands and drop it shattering to the floor from staring at a cute country boy.

Im sorry for the broken glass, I was mesmerized by him, can I have another....for free (buuurp)?

by GennaTalia August 25, 2013

mismatched

In basketball, when a shorter player has to guard a taller opponent, and vice versa. Making it easier for a shorter guard to shake off his taller and slower opponent, and the taller player having a much greater advantage in the post. Occurs most commonly during pick & rolls.

Why is 6'5 Nick guarding 5'9 Shayden? Incredibly mismatched!

by Eyyyitsnick September 3, 2016

Dong Meister

The act of munching multiple dongs at the same time.

"I'd watch out; that dude looks like a dong meister."

by IIPhasmaII May 14, 2016

pimp meister

The BIGGEST pimp in the world EVER. He does business around Woking and is known as 'MR Moody' or the 'pimp meister'

Matt: doesn't the pimp meister have a wife know?
George: Yerp names Janice innit
Joe: OH i thout that was a hippopotomus

by nocheesetonight August 2, 2007

Meister Drop

Synonym for a Jagerbomb only much cooler. (aka jager drop shot into red bull)

i feel terrible, musta done to many meister drops last night with the ho ho's.

by seany hart October 28, 2006

Meischa

Sweet, charming,rambunctious with a dark side.

Meischa loves to get a reaction out of her brother all the time. The bad thing is she's so young.

by RaesanganWeeb May 11, 2016

Meisy

She is very funny, nice, soft but when people are up her ass she can be annoyed. She also has a sensitive heart meaning she can go through hard things but she wouldn’t tell no one because she puts others first than she does to herself and she falls in love a lot but at the end their is always one on her top of her list she wants.

“Meisy thank you for being their for me”

by I write words December 4, 2018