Missed The Boat

To not take advantage of something in time.

When Jerry turned down the promotion, he soon discovered that he really missed the boat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021

Misreddit

When a person totally misses the point of a post, or some other text communication, because they applied or assigned the incorrect context to that text based on their own strong personal or political bias.

OMG! These two numb-nuts in the forums randomly started a ridiculous flame war over my post because they both totally misreddit. It became a Boomer vs Gen-Z thing for no reason.

My mom was all pissed at me the other day because I texted, “Have a good day”. She totally misreddit and thought I was being sarcastic because she was in a shit mood.

by anonymous May 13, 2022

Gen-missed

Adjective meaning presenting as a gender other than ones gender identity or acting inauthentic in gender presentation

You can act real cis and totally gen-missed - from my transing of safety dance on Twitter

by Arithrianos May 8, 2022

covid missed one

Something you say or yell at or about some nimrod whose existence in the universe is a net counterproductive event.

As I drove past this nimrod who was on his cellphone in the left lane of Interstate 25, driving ten miles below the speed limit, I shook my head and muttered "covid missed one."

by BadDogSprocket September 10, 2022

Mished

Is when it’s after 11:11 and it was too late to wish for anything. (Missing a wish)

Person#1: Ooo look it’s 11:11, make a wish

Person#2: oh shoot we missed it it’s 11:12
Person#1: dang we mished

by Ava1906 June 26, 2020

Milledgeville

The Civil War capitol of Georgia and the CRUNKEST town in all of Central Georgia.
Prime real estate due to its top-ranked mental institution and 5 state prisons.

"What day did you enjoy most this year?"

"Mine would be the time we had shot this girl because of what she had on the back of her shirt."

Reference: BHS Yearbook 2003, page 39; Milledgeville, GA.

by Fushika December 9, 2008

misleader

see George W. Bush, Dubya.

Look around you.

by annon. February 8, 2004