Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain

Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

Jessica Smith

baller, cool, funny as frick, tall asf, nice, loves to take long walks on the beach !! HATES BEING CALLED BIG

Everyone needs a JESSICA SMITH in their life

by kahkis August 3, 2018

JessicaSlumberParty

Deceive people with a tempting link, but actually link to tranny pr0n. Coined by Phil on shacknews.com

Oh damn, I got JessicaSlumberParty'd and my mom came in. She's taking me to counseling every week now.

by hansmuff August 30, 2007

Jessica

A Jessica is a ok person.

Jessica is a Jessica.

by Jessica362727 October 21, 2020

jessica chen

She is a best friend, loving, and her laugh is contagious. Without her in a room , it's quiet, but when she's there she lights up the room. Never ever let go of a Jessica Chen.

Wow! That Jessica over there makes me feel so happy.

Yeah! Cause she's a Jessica Chen

by Lily(search it) January 29, 2018

jessica may

Jessica May is a beautiful MILF who is very sensitive and longing for the world to love her she's got amazing brown eyes and legs that any man would fall for. She's clingy when she's around pure hearts and loyal friends but it's only because she is so shy about matters of the heart. If a Jessica May ever kisses you it means you are the one because they don't kiss anybody. Most Jessica May's are better understood when others meet them as one Lucky Lady. They truly love with all their hearts and only want to find the Clyde to Their Bonnie, Micky to Their Malorie, and of course Their Joker to Their Harley Quinn.

Jessica May is always got the sexeist shoes.

by Love family friends and life October 23, 2018

jassidi

Actually the jabbiest of cunts. People tell her she’s pretty but continues to call herself obese. People then stop to tell her anything nice and everyone just makes fun of her. Morales = SUPER low.

“Did you see jassidi at the gym?”

“Yeah dude, my legs said ✨no✨“

by Rogersmith1000 September 15, 2020