blowing dandelions

The act of an individual being recorded while giving a blowjob to a dandelion, spitting out the seeds onto your hand, and blowing it into the air. It is a way of signifying to other people how homosexual you are.

person: *sends video of themself blowing dandelions*
person 2: Are you coming out to me?

by DracofuckedHarry May 27, 2021

Dandelion

To suck on and lick a man's penis. Proper technique includes synchronized fondling of the balls with the left hand and stroking of the dick with the right hand to the pace of mouth movement. When deep throating, begin to hum and moan, to produce desirable results. This will drive him crazy. When he does orgasm and begin to cum, swallow the milky ejaculate and lick it off of him.

What do you do to dandelions? Ponder that.

Girl: I'm going to give my boyfriend a dandelion for his birthday. *nudgenudgehinthint*
Friend: Congratulations! Be sure not to use your teeth.

Gymnast: Look! I'm so flexible I can give myself a dandelion!

by yourmomyesyours December 16, 2009

dandelion eater

vul. A racial slur for any elf or back to nature type. Highly insulting.

Iris: Here let me patch you up.
Grinder: Watch where yer' stickin' those fraggin' needles you pointy-eared dandelion eater.

by Jhonka December 21, 2003

Dayden

In the female sense of the name, she’s sweet and weird, but always very positive. She’s loyal to her friends and never betrays them. On the romance spectrum... activity is dangerously low. She may just have to be a crazy old hag. But we’ll still love her.

What a Dayden thing to say.

by Chinese_Food March 11, 2019

Dandenong

A town full of filthy wogs on their high horses, cruising around dandy plaza in their FULLY SICK cars, with their windows down and arms hanging out, bass up full blast thinking they are hot shit.

fully sick bre *spew*

by JESSY & BRADDO January 3, 2005

daddeln

herumspielen, sich die Zeit vertreiben

Ich daddel rum.

by Tom June 7, 2004

maladaptive daydreaming

When a person spends a big majority of their time just daydreaming. A person will actively move around daydreaming and music is a big trigger for it. There is no certain medication for it because doctors have just recently been studying it and are looking for a medication that would suit it best. People with Maladaptive daydreaming are often lazy because they would rather daydream. The daydreams are usually them in different situations with different people. They will daydream about what they wish they had in life such as maybe a girlfriend, a new friend, or just doing something cool in general. People with maladaptive daydreaming are often shy and don't have much of a social life.

Why does Tommy move around and listen to music all the time?

He must have maladaptive daydreaming

by Zeke Tittysburg February 19, 2014