Spontaneously Aspirate

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly

"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"

by GinSeven February 4, 2010

auspicate

be an auspicious sign of.

Hard work would auspicate success.

by uttam maharjan February 20, 2011

Askpiration

A curable business disease that is caught by entrepreneurs because they failed to deploy the ask.

His business died because of askpiration. All he had to do was ask for help.

by #iamtheconnector October 16, 2017

Asstinate

Procrastinating on a booty call.

Susan called me am hour ago, but I'm finna asstinate this bitch.

by sexuallybipolar August 31, 2018

assinated

You know what it means.

TV: Earlier this morning the current US president was assinated by the last person anyone would expect...
Everyone: Ew.

by ohmyjesusfrick February 24, 2022

aspirational

Prone to sucking.
'The middle classes are aspirational." = They suck.

'The middle classes are aspirational." = They suck.

by flexicographer August 25, 2022

Aspirare

Aspirare is one of the two gods that created our universe. He is the most powerful creature in all of the world. Aspirare is everywhere, he is everything, he is life.

Aspirare believer #1: hey did you hear about Aspirare's huge ass sitting on the town next to us?
Aspirare believer #2: no I didn't hear but I saw it all the way from my house's balcony!

by UntitledThePro November 8, 2022