by Biggiely August 10, 2018
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Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"
Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."
Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."
by ShadowmanZ92 October 11, 2008
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The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this.
Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."
Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"
Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."
Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"
Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.
CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.
Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"
Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."
Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"
Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.
CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.
by fatalSTRENGTH August 10, 2010
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TV: Earlier this morning the current US president was assinated by the last person anyone would expect...
Everyone: Ew.
Everyone: Ew.
by ohmyjesusfrick February 24, 2022
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It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.
by OfficeMS July 16, 2023
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The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.
The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.
The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.
The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.
Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"
Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"
Bill: "Totally!"
Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"
Bill: "Totally!"
by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010
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