Cum-Poo Panda

The act of defecating on the toilet, then proceeding to stand up face the toilet, aim your member towards your black steamy melted shit and tug your member in a back in forth motion till your getting ready to ejaculate on said faeces. Then proceeding to eat it!

No way... Brad went AFK and performed a cum-poo panda to Lemon!

Cum-Poo Panda by KrispyCum November 28, 2025

Pound the Panda

When an adult, instead of socializing with colleagues on a business trip, elects to order a Family Sized meal from Panda Express and proceeds to eat for entertainment while watching local cable television. Typically paired with regional IPA’s and/or leftover La Croix from the meeting room.

Instead of going out with the Operations Tram during the regional meeting, Al decided to Pound the Panda and watch Married with Children instead.

Jill Pounded the Panda while in Boise for the Team Development Conference alone in the Hilton Downtown.

Pound the Panda by Whistle Pig May 9, 2026

pandaghoul 

pandaghoul is a word used for when your autistic korean friend is communicating back to his also korean mom and is a way of telling her some random ass thing

mom: come now
boy: pandaghoul

pandaghoul by yourmotherisapassaway February 13, 2020

Jared padalecki 

A Jared padalecki is a rare species of

half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.

1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work

2. An nintendo switch or any type

3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it

4. His bff Jensen

Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki

PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad

That girl is being a Jared padalecki eating all that candy

Jared padalecki by Padalecki's army June 15, 2018

pandafish

Very cute fish; Mostly, they have a panda's body but with as a whale's fin. They are very rare to see though, that's why some people might confuse them with Orcas.

Pirate A: "Ahoy, Matey! Do you see that orca swimming by on starboard?"
Pirate B: "Avast Ye, that's not an orca, that's a pandafish!"
Captain: "Aye aye, I'll make you walk the plank for calling that pandafish an orca!"

pandafish by Pandafishy June 21, 2019

Pandavavicharam

A type of relationship involving fraternal polyandry. It was practiced was by Ezhava community of Kerala to prevent the split of male property since they followed patrilineal inheritance. The brothers marry a single girl at the same function and take turns to copulate at night.

Example : The Pandavavicharam ceremony conducted by that Ezhava family seemed every unique to foreign observers.

Pandavavicharam by AamchyaBhim April 18, 2023

Panaconda

A defecation so satisfying its resemble a large ophidian staring back at you. A pan-snake or coiled monster dump.

I couldn't walk 'till I released that Panaconda from my colon.

Panaconda by terrormask grid July 19, 2012