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To win a pissing match.

Pandas do handstands while pissing in order to mark their territory as high as possible so that shorter pandas can not come along and piss over their piss.
I panda'd this thread.
panda'd by Dave November 22, 2004
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1.) The act of getting denied harshly, or getting put down in an excruciatingly horrible way.

2.) When having sexual intercourse an neither of the participants want it.

3.)Getting punched in the eye orifice, both kidneys, arms, legs, and back until bruised to the point that you look like a panda.

4.) Getting told by a cute fat abstinent Asian kid.
Person #1 I heard Mark just ask out Cindy.

Person #2 Yeah, She panda'd him though...

Then she got pissed off for no reason and panda'd the shit out off him...

Person #1 Is Mark alright?

Person #2 No, she started screaming and tried to rip his dick off.

Person #1 Holy shit sounds like they had a panda'd situation.

Person #2 Then he got quadruple panda'd when her boyfriend roasted him.

Person #1 (mind explosion)
Getting killed by Pandaa Eye in Runescape, Clearly the biggest rune pure threat. Mr Comboing Hybrid will send you to runescape hell!
*Logs onto world 65*

Siggyyyy:Dude im going pking wanna come?
Treyvontay:Sure let me hop.
Siggyyyy: Trey wait...
Treyvontay: what?
Siggyyyy: I just got fucn Panda'd
Panda'd by IMAKEYOULOL July 28, 2010

Trash Panda'd 

When you gorge yourself after midnight with strange food combinations.
"I got up at 2am and Trash panda'd on ramen and fruit loops."
Trash Panda'd by Pissedoffartist February 22, 2020

Panda Dunk 

Guy 1: Hey broski, I just got some panda dunks what do you think of them?
Guy 2: No one fucking cares
Panda Dunk by Tatespirational August 13, 2022

panda&dawn 

Panda is always horny. Dawn is always laughing uncontrollably. They do very uncomfortable role plays and ruin children’s innocence. If you ever encounter a Panda&Dawn run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
Wow I met a Panda&Dawn now I want to die!
panda&dawn by Autisma June 11, 2020

panda-dog 

(noun). A person who is trying to appear cuter than he or she really is. Despite the endearing sound of the phrase, 'panda-dog' is generally has a negative connotation.

This term was first coined from the actual and controversial Panda Dog phenomenon originated in China where people would dye their dogs (usually of the Chow Chow breed) to resemble a young panda cub.
I can't believe she's 40 and dresses like she's in freaking "High School Musical". I can't stand her little girl tantrums and whining. I'm never going to date panda-dogs again.
panda-dog by momopeche January 29, 2009
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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