Blumpaline

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blump-Slump

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.

Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumpkin

Blowjob while on toilet.

I wanna good blumpkin rn.

by c7906 March 5, 2025

Blumpers

Blumpers: Slang for a woman with notably large, eye-catching breasts.

Did you see that girl’s blumpers?

by R4NDMP1AYR72 April 8, 2025

Blumpkin spice latte

When you shit your pants in the Starbucks drive thru and your girl is giving you a blow job while you order her a pumpkin spice latte.

Can I get a blumpkin spice latte please with extra whipped cream

by Touchedbythetismgurl May 6, 2025

Blump and Dump

When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut

Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up

by The blumper May 8, 2025

blump

Snorting a small amount of a psychoactive powder off a dick during a blumpkin.

They are a real freak
Took a blump off me last week

A bonafide kink

by s q u a t c h May 12, 2025