Blump-Slump 

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.

Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.

Blump-Slump by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Fungo slump nut bump 

Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track

Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..

Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!

Fungo slump nut bump by Slumpbuster101 February 27, 2014

Skump Bump 

(v) to dance a trashy redneck dance.

(n) an extra trashy redneck hoedown. a social gathering at which lively folk dancing takes place.

(v) Leroy was so high on crack he was Skump Bumpin' in the middle of the street.

(n) Did you see Tucker and Violet gettin busy at the Skump Bump? It got so wild I lost another tooth.

Skump Bump by Dick Tell July 24, 2018

Scumpy bump

an idiot or a person who has low intelligence, usually a term used for college females sitting on blue couches.

Sam is being such a scumpy bump.

Scumpy bump by pablo895 November 3, 2010