Beat of the muff

The "beat of the muff" is used when singing along to dance songs and replacing random words with "muff". Invented by Emma Parkinson, hot big breasted ginger chick, circa late 90s.

To the beat of the muff. Muff. To the beat of the muff. Muff muff.

by Two Headed Boy November 30, 2005

Muffbag

1. A bag of muff.
2. Bryan F.
3. Reffering to muff-monger.

Bryan:Ur a pussy
Me: Shut up muff bag

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

mouff

means girl in french. Usually people say meuf but all the cool kids say mouff.

Cette mouff me fait trop chier

by geatredbird May 9, 2006

muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

Muffar

Spanish Verb-To Be A Dickhead

Muffemos- We are Dickheads

by Dave August 18, 2003

muff putt

The action of kicking a female in the nether regions.

That bitch totally cut me off! She deserves a good muff putt.

by guru-guru-sama October 17, 2008

Muffafles

1.) A waffle made from muffin mix. 2.) The most awesome food ever created. 3.) A comparative used to relate one's satisfaction with an object or idea.

1.) I'm having muffafles for breakfast!
2.)"So, what did you think of that film?"
"The only thing better would be muffafles!"

by MisterCrimX August 27, 2009