Muffafles

1.) A waffle made from muffin mix. 2.) The most awesome food ever created. 3.) A comparative used to relate one's satisfaction with an object or idea.

1.) I'm having muffafles for breakfast!
2.)"So, what did you think of that film?"
"The only thing better would be muffafles!"

by MisterCrimX August 27, 2009

Muffaletta

Same as a muffuletta! This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.

Luisa gave herself a muffaletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!

by Jesus Fabian Celis Iuit June 23, 2023

mufflestein

A mufflestein is a woman with a muff (vagina) so hairy that it strikes fear into the hearts of men unfortunate enough to have seen it. She is well past the point of being a simple "muffy" and most likely has a hairy asshole as well.

Random #1: That girl's a muff.
Random #2: No, man, she is THE muff. She is Mufflestein.

by UDFlyer September 11, 2007

Muffable

Chick who is worthy of getting her pussy eaten out for hours

That chick is so fucking muffable

by TherealMuffMaster August 15, 2009

mufflesnuffle

to suffocate by placing your vagina over someone's face

My boyfriend was snoring so loud last night that I had to mufflesnuffle him to shut him up.

by faxedexcel April 21, 2009

muffless man

Man who gets no muff

Derek gets no muff thusly he is the muffless man.

Do you know the mufflessman? The muffless man, the muffless man? Oh do you know the muffless man? He never gets the vag.

by olleitiv December 20, 2013

muffaletta

The sexual act of "motorboating" a vagina by pushing one's mouth between the vaginal lips and shaking the head rapidly from side to side while making a vigorous "brr" sound with the lips.

So, he went down on you?

Yes, he gave me a muffaletta.

by numero July 12, 2012