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An improvised device used by prisoners for self stimulation. Usually consists of water filled containment devices.
Big joe went looking for his goof after he lost his muffbag.
Muffbag by chrontact May 26, 2010
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1. A bag of muff.
2. Bryan F.
3. Reffering to muff-monger.
Bryan:Ur a pussy
Me: Shut up muff bag
Muffbag by Con-Artist March 9, 2005
Related Words
a fishy smelly nasty muff (vagina) that makes you gag
Lindsey was muff diving on Lucia the other night and had to stop because her pussy was so nasty it made Lindsey muffgag all over her muff
muffgag by Leslie Marie Thesbian January 15, 2009

Muffragette

A modern take on the suffragette.

A muffragette is a lady who prefers to go au naturale and grow out her pubic hair (despite the current trend to remove it).

Muff in Britain is common slang for a woman's lady garden, thus, the Muffragette is a cultivator of her muff.

She is proud, unconventional and daring.

The term originates from the janyouhairy brigade. They used the term to define those who take part in Janyouhairy, which is the month long charity event where women cease all hair removal for the month of January.

The event is intended as a fun, feminist statement, but also raises money for Ovarian Cancer research through sponsorship.
"Hey, is that chick French or something"?

"Why dude?"

"Because she has strangely captivating hairy pits and a lovely lady garden to boot"

"Oh, no, she's just a Muffragette. She has no time for tedious waxing, it must be janyouhairy"
Muffragette by Jinki Fly January 9, 2013

Muff Bag 

1. n.- A woman's handbag and a hand muff combined.

2. n.- A homemade sex doll typically made in prison.
1. Susan was delighted to find twenty dollars in her muff bag that she had forgotten about last winter.

2. Robert always bragged to his crew about his girlfriend Susan, but that crazy fucker was just referring to his muff bag.
Muff Bag by srln August 7, 2009

mufflage 

The excess pubic hair that hangs out of a females bikini.
Did you see the mufflage Shauna had when she wore her bathing suit? She should really shave or at least trim it.
mufflage by Chandler Fox November 5, 2019

muffball 

the game of trying to throw a football into a big prickly bush commonly referred to as "the muff" the defenders must dive in to save the ball from touching the bush or landing in it on a fly. created by 3 middle-lower class white kids in northern illinois
dude i got fucked up when spictor tackled me into the muff when we played muffball at teddy's last weekend.
muffball by beector March 3, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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