secret garden

The private toilet that every office building has, but not many know about.

They had chili and waffle fries for lunch, I need to make a stop to the secret garden

by not_gogos November 16, 2011

Gard

A gard is the same thing as a cigarette. Usually used to talk about smoking and cigarettes when your parents, who aren't aware that you're a smoker, are around.

"Yo, wanna go smoke a gard?"

"Yeah! You know me, I'd never say no to a smoke, lmao!"

Or, if parents are present:

"Gard?"
"Yup."

by lil gard March 1, 2018

James Gardner

A weasel. A little botanist sucking fool. Kid likes to suck off khabib after his fights and take it from behind from Daniel Cormier. Kids mood flips on a dime. Curly haired Jew looking ass. Pale as Casper the ghost in this bitch. Words cannot describe how sped this homo gardener is.

James Gardner is a fucking weasel!

by Mysteriousjebblet November 27, 2018

garden party

A party with absolutely NO WOMEN. Usually consists of about 10 to 15 guys sitting in an apartment or dorm, getting drunk off of keystone, and waiting for girls to show up. When patience starts wearing thin one guy usually pulls out a guitar and starts to sing. This type of party can go on all night.

Guests: "Hey man, thanks for inviting us to your party."

Nate: "Yeah, no problem. Just make yourselves at home."

Guests: "Dude there's no girls here! Is this a GARDEN PARTY?"

Nate: "You guys wanna hear this new song I learned on guitar?"

by the-chad June 3, 2010

Glarded

A word that the Youtuber Atomic Shrimp made up in one of his his scam-baiting videos.

I'm just trying to find out if the fund is glarded.

by JazzlingJay February 27, 2021

garden snake

A common but incorrect variation of "garter snake." Other variations are "gardner" and "gardener."

Calling them garden snakes would make more sense if they were found only in gardens.

by Erin Catherine August 18, 2008

Parafield Gardens

Parafield Gardens is a big suburb in Adelaide's northern suburbs. It is the best place in the world even though most people who dont live in parafield gardens say that its feral. Parafield gardens is home to Parafield gardens high school and its the best school in the world but people who never went there say its feral.

person a: I'm from Parafield Gardens
person b: EWWW You're feral!
person a: Whatever, fuck off

by parafieldgardens4eva June 21, 2010