primealinda

Basically the same thing as saying Prime in any situation. Sick, Prime, dope, sweet, epic, awesome.

"Burger King's dollar menu is primealinda!"

"That car is so primealinda"

by brooksthepro November 11, 2006

priming the optimus

Another slang term used for "Masterbation" (choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, etc.) used in the RiffTrax commentary for the film TRANSFORMERS. The term is a referrence to the character Optimus Prime from the film, as well as the T.V. series.

Poor guy, his mom caught him priming the optimus.

by Carloslpz May 1, 2008

Prima Dogma

The highest religious officials

The Pope is the prima dogma of Catholicism
Mohammed is the prima dogma of Islam
Buddha is the prima dogma of Buddhism

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Primagina

The premier in Vagina, the best Vagina you ever had.

Last night I went on a date with the primagina down the street.

by Bobby Love the 1 September 4, 2009

primordial dwarf

A small and yet proportianed dwarf. They usually don't live far into their teens and are at constant risk of having a stroke due to their small veins. Most primoridal dwarf's don't grow much more than 1cm.

'Did you see that kid i think someone said he's 14 but he's the size of a 1 year old'
''yes, he's a primordial dwarf''

by bringflexthehorizon November 1, 2009

Primordial Cooze

The very first vagina from which our world was birthed

Garrett's mom keeps hitting on me, but she's drunk, and frankly, I'm a bit scared of her primordial cooze

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 5, 2010

prime bay

hot chicks, sxc gurls, boobs, anything that u would put your dick in...

Guy 1: Dude, check out that prime bay over there!

Guy 2: Shit! I would destroy her!

by snarf4president April 6, 2011