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Jhon: what did my mom ever do
Dave: she birthed you into existence

Jhon: oh, so she must be disappointed

Dave: yeah.
Birthed by OkNo2 October 27, 2019
Past tense of Birth
My Mum birthed me

birthed my tampon

the act of expelling a tampon during sports, from a sneezing episode, laughing episode, etc.
I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.
birthed my tampon by spinservegin September 23, 2011

birthed a jellyfish 

A large period clot that resembles a jellyfish in the toilet bowl.
I sneezed and it felt like I birthed a jellyfish. Or That blob was so large was so large it looked like I birthed a jellyfish
birthed a jellyfish by Mac C October 13, 2023

I birthed Myself 

I birthed myself.
-Lil Tay-
I birthed myself unlike all of you betamale soybois.

The person who birthed you 

Your mother aka thomas's dumb ass
Joe: Ur mum gay

Thomas: ThE PERSON WHO BIRTHED YOU GAY
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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