3 definitions by Fuckin' McGuckin
The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!
"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"
by Fuckin' McGuckin February 13, 2009
Garrett's mom keeps hitting on me, but she's drunk, and frankly, I'm a bit scared of her primordial cooze
by Fuckin' McGuckin February 5, 2010
The fist full week of May every year when you let your freak flag fly and neglect shaving in preparation for the week of the FU!
Garret : Nice Fu Carl!
Carl : Back at you Garrett.
Garrett : Cyphers looks like a child molester, but ours are fucking RAD!
Carl : Yeah, and Zack's a Pussy cause he wont let me shave his beard into the shape of a BALLSAC!!! Oh well, it's National Fu Man Chu Week BITCHES!!
Carl : Back at you Garrett.
Garrett : Cyphers looks like a child molester, but ours are fucking RAD!
Carl : Yeah, and Zack's a Pussy cause he wont let me shave his beard into the shape of a BALLSAC!!! Oh well, it's National Fu Man Chu Week BITCHES!!
by Fuckin' McGuckin May 7, 2009