In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.
Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.
Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.
Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?
Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis
Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-
Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.
Guy 1: ....
Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis
Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-
Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.
Guy 1: ....
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The infamous guy who wrote the song "Pinacoladaburg" which got ripped off by Jimmy Buffets song "Margaritaville".
Coconut Pete's reaction, "That son of a son of a Bitch!"
Coconut Pete's reaction, "That son of a son of a Bitch!"
There is the island man Coconut Pete, pours himself a shot of tequila, there's a little place called pleasure Island, boy would I like to feel ya
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Get the positive peter mug.Sneaky Pete (noun) - when a man, while mounting a woman doggy-style, abruptly and unexpectedly, penetrates her anus.
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Get the Sneaky Pete mug.A sexy peter is a type of sex position when the male is named peter and he kisses every person he sees that is in the room with him while but ass naked, he doesn't care who you are, how old you are, and your feelings against him . he will kiss you up and down all day long and will not stop.
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Get the sexy peter mug.A guy who’s popularity in life or great success is due to the things he owns or the people he knows as opposed to anything he himself can take credit for. While he may seem fearless and confident take away any of the things that make him who he is and you’ll soon realize how shallow and vulnerable he truly is
May also refer to someone who would otherwise be impotent without viagra or another sexual aid
May also refer to someone who would otherwise be impotent without viagra or another sexual aid
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