short-arse syndrome

term to describe a short person that is angry and hostile due to their lack of height.

Person A: That Tim Miles has total short-arse syndrome. All I did was drink some of his beer and he totally flipped out!
Person B: Totally

by Rob Worrall January 9, 2008

short term smiles

When your days are filled with grey clouds, and the occasional glimpse of sunshine.

Sure you're happy,
but only for a little
Just until your thoughts catch you,
then the arms you bear turn brittle.

^short term smiles...

by the daydreamer February 1, 2014

short arse

some one with really short legs

that kev's a bit of a short arse

by toolroom massive November 11, 2008

short stroke

To not fully fuck the woman to her satisfaction but well enough/long enough to get off yourself - i.e. not give her the whole penis or only fuck her for a short period of time

She pissed me off but I was horny so I short-stroked her...

Dude - I totally rationed out that cock - short-stroked her this time and if she is nice, I'll give her a little more next time...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

shortcore

to be extremely proud in a hardcore way about being a short person

recently ive embrased my height of 4'11 and became shortcore

by randomx April 22, 2006

short you

when someone "shorts you" they are treating you/giving you/assuming that you are less than what you are worth.

"Dont you ever let any man/woman short you."

by Babealicious September 15, 2008

shortancanthernogger

To suck one's own penis or vagina.

dude! last night, i was sick of just whacking off, so i shortancanthernoggered for HOURS.

lol johnny is shortancanthernoggering in the other room what the hell eew!

by Chris123454321 May 6, 2007