John McCain

1 something really old

My great great great great great great great uncle is a John McCain

by bobert hawke wendell smith xiv July 7, 2008

John Madden

An extremely old dude who, when talking, sounds like someone is squeezing his stomach. This guy is the human form of the game of football. He eats, sleeps, and drinks football. BOOM! Look at a video game case or monday night football and you'll see this man happy and smiling because he is football!!!

Look at him! It's John Madden, he's so old but happy...I wish we could play a game of football with him, but he might go insane or explode or something.

by knowledgeman October 5, 2006

john cardiel

most influential skateboarder today and will always be. any real skateboarder will know about him. at one point was paralyzed from the waist down, told he was never going to walk again, healed up and still skates. The man is bullet proof

john cardiel is like a hurricane, tornado, typhoon, basically he can't be stopped.

by marchione June 25, 2008

lil john

A rapper who for some unknown reason got famous for saying 3 things.

YEAH,WHAT, and OK

me: Lil John you know you only say 3 words right?
him: WHAT
me: You only say 3 words
him: YEAH
me: Uhh whats the last word
him: OK
me: Oh thanks for helping me
him: WHAT
me: thank you for the help
him{rich accent}: Oh really it was no problem I`ll holla at you later playboy
me: WHAT

by SO DEF June 11, 2009

John Blaze

Suttin hot and I aint talkin about the temperature. Usually referring to music (specifically Hip Hop/ Rap)

The Notorious B.I.G. - Kick in the door

"This nigga made one album! he makin wild records. That Ready to Die shit... it was iight... it was iight... but ma shit was more John Blaze and shyt na mean!?"

by Dat Nicca D May 7, 2007

John Matrix

An invincible action hero who specializes in kicking ass while tossing out hilarious jokes at the same time. Originated in the 1980's in the film Commando.

He has been called the John Matrix of his day.

by mambaman711 January 3, 2010

pulling a John

The act of beeing concerned by one's own schedule without giving a shit about other people's time.

1. Here he goes pulling a john again, he just asked if we were ready to leave the restaurant when he was the only one done eating.

2. The dumb ass pulled a john again, he called a meeting at 6 a.m. because he wanted to leave early that day.

by Davetheman September 16, 2008