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john kerry

A man who would have brought America out of the complete clusterfuck that has become our country, a la George W. Bush. Republicans feel the need to pick on him, because it's the best defense they can come up with when Democrats point out the obvious shortcomings of the current president, creating an effect similar to the phenomena of when a chimpanzee observes humans using tools, and then tries to use tools in a similar manner.
How the fuck was John Kerry kept out of office?
by allgreek2me2004 February 11, 2007
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John McCain

My great great great great great great great uncle is a John McCain
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John Madden

An extremely old dude who, when talking, sounds like someone is squeezing his stomach. This guy is the human form of the game of football. He eats, sleeps, and drinks football. BOOM! Look at a video game case or monday night football and you'll see this man happy and smiling because he is football!!!
Look at him! It's John Madden, he's so old but happy...I wish we could play a game of football with him, but he might go insane or explode or something.
by knowledgeman October 5, 2006
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john cardiel

most influential skateboarder today and will always be. any real skateboarder will know about him. at one point was paralyzed from the waist down, told he was never going to walk again, healed up and still skates. The man is bullet proof
john cardiel is like a hurricane, tornado, typhoon, basically he can't be stopped.
by marchione June 25, 2008
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lil john

A rapper who for some unknown reason got famous for saying 3 things.

YEAH,WHAT, and OK
me: Lil John you know you only say 3 words right?
him: WHAT
me: You only say 3 words
him: YEAH
me: Uhh whats the last word
him: OK
me: Oh thanks for helping me
him: WHAT
me: thank you for the help
him{rich accent}: Oh really it was no problem I`ll holla at you later playboy
me: WHAT
by SO DEF June 11, 2009
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John Blaze

Suttin hot and I aint talkin about the temperature. Usually referring to music (specifically Hip Hop/ Rap)
The Notorious B.I.G. - Kick in the door

"This nigga made one album! he makin wild records. That Ready to Die shit... it was iight... it was iight... but ma shit was more John Blaze and shyt na mean!?"
by Dat Nicca D May 7, 2007
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John Matrix

An invincible action hero who specializes in kicking ass while tossing out hilarious jokes at the same time. Originated in the 1980's in the film Commando.
He has been called the John Matrix of his day.
by mambaman711 January 3, 2010
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