A man who would have brought America out of the complete clusterfuck that has become our country, a la George W. Bush. Republicans feel the need to pick on him, because it's the best defense they can come up with when Democrats point out the obvious shortcomings of the current president, creating an effect similar to the phenomena of when a chimpanzee observes humans using tools, and then tries to use tools in a similar manner.
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Look at him! It's John Madden, he's so old but happy...I wish we could play a game of football with him, but he might go insane or explode or something.
by knowledgeman October 5, 2006
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"This nigga made one album! he makin wild records. That Ready to Die shit... it was iight... it was iight... but ma shit was more John Blaze and shyt na mean!?"
"This nigga made one album! he makin wild records. That Ready to Die shit... it was iight... it was iight... but ma shit was more John Blaze and shyt na mean!?"
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