Donkey Sombrero

The work friendly phrase to use instead of asshat (sitting on someones head).

Watch out for that new female boss. So she not offended lets give her an asshat and call it a donkey sombrero.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

donkey wrangler

A person gets mad at someone else who is not doing any work.

Example:

I'm just so mad at this donkey team member, said George.
You're a donkey wrangler expressed Joe.

Zonia, never does any work, what a donkey. "omg retweet, I just want to wrangle her for not doing work" said Arlo. Arlo is a donkey wrangler.

by banyakumbaya December 18, 2021

drain donkey

A midwestern colloquialism, originating from Nebraska, used to celebrate overcoming long odds through exceptional skill or luck, especially within the context of golf or gambling.

The shooter's 5th consecutive 7 on the come out was met with a resounding 'DRAIN DONKEY!' from the betting gallery.

by linguistic anthropologist June 2, 2011

Donkey Knees

When you have explosive diarrhea to the point that you drop to your knees in pain.

Hey, dude why weren't you at Lillie's party last night?
Sorry dude I had Donkey knees!

by AlphaShitMan April 10, 2021

Donkey-lipping

When one eats like a donkey, using their large lips to engulf food.

Bro you're really donkey-lipping that banana.

by shrekndanke September 3, 2023

Purple donkey

A educational and entertaining content creator

Oh man, AjFry is such a purple donkey

by Largehorsecock June 1, 2021

Fire donkey

When a girl bites a guys.... wiggly stick , and the blood mixes with his Sweetwater and she drinks it , he has been given a fire donkey

Garrett got such a fire donkey from that crimson chick

by Jigglykayak February 8, 2018