donkey kick

often confused with the cleveland kiss, this term means to fuck a girl from behind then spit on her back so she thinks that you have came on her back, then when she turns around the guy punches her in the head.

yeah, yeah, yeah... donkey punch that bitch!!!

by troy October 30, 2003

Donkey Dick

This term is used by some Rednecks, referring to Summer Sausage

Hey Duane! Cut up that donkey dick, so we can eat!

by Matt Whiteside January 17, 2008

donkey sausage

when the bull of the clan masturbates furiously, to the sound of a very large horses hoof

my god father, i thought i heard a donkey sausage.....

by Patrick Duffy August 12, 2006

donkey conk

1.a big friggin nose
2.in the process of saying donkey cock you say conk. hahaha
3. either a large pussing pustule on your face,or a large extension of hair from you face.

1. damn that guy has crazy ass donkey conk
2. i saw this girl in the sauna and i got a donkey conk. i mean cock.hahaha
3.eeeewww you have the grossest donkey conk i've ever seen!or, you slag, shave that donkey conk on your face man!

by EliseAnja December 28, 2005

Donkey Roping

When you take your Penis and slap it on your girls forehead

I love donkey roping my girl if she gets out of line

by 805'sK5 December 25, 2010

Donkey Slap

A process where you begin with the arm at approximately floor level, swinging up in a full fast arc to the persons face, at the last moment balling the hand into a fist, impacting the face with the thumb side of the fist. the fist is instantly released, so that there is no visible explanation as to why the impact was so violent.

Tony got donkey slapped by his girlfriend for screwing around with her sister.

by karth95 May 22, 2008

donkey brains

A person, usually a woman, who has the brains of a donkey

That poor girl is an idiot, she must have donkey brains

by realniggas337 January 1, 2017