Carmel apple

A female's big booty shaped like a apple, known as a "applebottom", that is the shade of carmel. Mostly common with big bootied light-skinned black or latino girls

"Vida Guerra has a thick carmel apple mmmmmmm!"

by Antonio Daniels July 5, 2008

Musty Apple

After you finish eating out a girl you get a drink then offer someone else a drink from the same glass.

Brennan felt the effects of the first musty apple.

by Phillip Ungerer January 18, 2008

Scottish Apple Pie

The act of farting while kissing/making out with someone. Said fart can be audible or silent, intentional or on accident.

"I can't believe he thought I wouldn't notice that scottish apple pie he gave me at the end of our date"

by Twosday April 29, 2010

apple computer

An overpriced and underpowered piece of crap. A silly device that the owners of claim is faster than anyone elses computer but, will cheat on benchmarks.

ooow my G5 is so much faster when I optimize the OS to run only the benchmark and nothing else (apple users all ware clown shoes)

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

green apple splatters

aka "cider poo" drinking too much cider the nite before and waking up with more than a fat bird

damn i was throwing back the scrumpy last nite got a case of the "green apple splatters"

by kaaos_crust October 16, 2006

apple turnover

Tasty treats that can be eaten at Kroger for free after midnight. No sexual connotation, they are just mighty delicious.

MMM My apple turnover is delicious, good thing I can just throw the box somewhere when i am finished and not pay for it.

by Lance Hardenburg August 6, 2006

Apple iShit

Try saying Apple iShit 10 times fast--think European mountains.
On a related note, now trying saying Apple is shit 10 times fast...lol.

Apple iShit, Apple iShit, AppliShit, Appalachian
Apple is shit, Apple is shit, Abble is shit, a bullshit

by JsiBird February 24, 2010