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John Edwards

Total effing slimeball scumbag. Political roadkill.
He had a promising political career until he pulled a John Edwards.
by rexaddict February 4, 2010
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John Swan!

Something awesome, unusual, fantastic, or awkward. Used more as verbal punctuation such as a exclamation point. Mainly used to establish the end of a thought or statement there may seem like there's something left unsaid. John Swan.
That plane just hit a barrel roll. John Swan!

Dude didnt know what he had coming. John Swan.

order Up, John Swan!
by nicoprice July 26, 2011
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john fisher

A school full of wannabe road men who do rugby more than education who pretend like they’ve fucked caterham girls but low key like Coloma . They also pull their “jawlines” so hard they loose teeth
Oh hey look at the john Fisher boys they’re well fit
by “That” bitch! September 19, 2017
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John Barleycorn

A little lepreauchan that sneaks into your room after you have a night of heavy drinking. He puts one foot on your chin and one foot on your nose and takes a wee crap in your mouth. Then cracks you in the head with his cane. This explains the bad taste in your mouth and headache when you wake up.
"Dude, you look like shit." "Yeah man, I got a visit from John Barleycorn last night."
by S.Alexander October 29, 2008
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Melon John

Used in place of "black person". See also moon cricket
Check out that melon john chewin' on a jungle plum.
by Satelite Dish January 7, 2006
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lil john

A man that has made tens of millions of dollars by exclusively saying simple words such as "what" and "no" because clueless wanksters have no idea what good rap music is.
"What!" ---> 500 grand in lil john's pocket

"What!" times 1000 ---> a shitload of cash in lil john's pocket
by ben1 October 9, 2005
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John Lennon

John Lennon, Rock Musician / Songwriter

Born: 9 October 1940
Birthplace: Liverpool, England
Died: 8 December 1980 (shot to death)
Best Known As: One of The Beatles
As half of The Beatles, John Lennon and Paul McCartney were one of the most successful songwriting teams of the century. Together they wrote dozens of hit tunes, ranging from "Help!" and "Ticket to Ride" to "Penny Lane" and "Let It Be." Lennon's romance with Yoko Ono was a major influence on his post-Beatles career, and he collaborated with her on everything from the modern pop hymn "Imagine" to avant-garde noise and poetry. The Beatles broke up in 1970, and Lennon followed with a solo career marked by uneven recordings and public pleas for world peace. After a reclusive five years as a family man, Lennon released an album with Yoko in 1980, Double Fantasy. As their new song "Just Like Starting Over" was reaching the top of the charts, Lennon was shot to death outside his New York home by Mark David Chapman, a schizophrenic fan.

Lennon published two illustrated books of poetry and wit in the mid-1960s, In His Own Write and A Spaniard in the Works... His son Julian Lennon is also a singer and musician... Lennon's political positions gained him the enmity of J. Edgar Hoover's F. B. I. and the U.S. State Department, and researchers are still trying to get files on Lennon made public.
RIP John Lennon
1940-1980 (Assassination)
The Beatles (1958-1970)
Spouse: Cynthia Lennon (Divorced)
Spouse: Yoko Ono (Until His Passing)
Son: Julian Lennon
Son: Sean Lennon
by P-redeckis June 23, 2006
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