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A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
mugGet the Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!mug.

Why can't we just admit

that the civilized world is a fake world. and it's probably not working?

i am a cajun from louisiana state and i don't quite understand this life....so what's so wrong with living the life of a savage instead?
Why can't we just admit
mugGet the Why can't we just admitmug.

tang why

Tang why you should go to the store right now cause we about to go later this evening anyway.
by Ole Sweet February 4, 2018
mugGet the tang whymug.

tell me why

ain't nothin' but a heartache
tell me why

ain't nothin' but a mistake
by imjustrllybored June 30, 2023
mugGet the tell me whymug.

Why

Hym "Why? That was my question to you! I mean, I've probably already answered my own question. I... Am a very good guesser.... But I'm usually also very specific... And it's probably something more vague... I mean, the public justification is something along the lines of 'Blowing smoke up your own ass about principles to which you don't ever expect to adhere. Something about what you can't allow or what our country is.' But beyond that it's just you being an egotist. You KNOW that I am better than you and it's such a waste too because if you were like me you could just help all of the poor people and you would be totally selfless in doing it and you wouldn't need any of the things I'm demanding. You want to condemn me to an anti-fate. You don't give a flying fuck if I stab the kid. You know you could stop it. Because anything other than me getting what I want is good enough for you. And you don't care what has to happen or who has to pay the price. So your right. It is limitations. Not mine. But yours. It's YOU limiting ME... But only because I DON'T HAVE TO LIMIT YOU! There's nothing to limit! Joe Rogan could bash his head on your ceiling without standing all the way up! That's the twilight zone take. That's the 'why' that's going on here."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
mugGet the Whymug.

Why does it Hurt

i was screwing ur nan and she said why does it hurt
by crazydog_ March 24, 2024
mugGet the Why does it Hurtmug.

Why Are You So Stupid?

A sentence not ever usededfdsodjfidjafos;n by peopl wen try say someone stoopid
Person 1: Why Are You So Stupid?
Person 2: Y r u Gae?
by BigStupidIdiot April 28, 2021
mugGet the Why Are You So Stupid?mug.

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