Condom

Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.

"Man...if it hasn't been for this Condom,I would have screwed this up"

by MVPMike April 25, 2019

Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.

Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.

by vodkvh July 21, 2019

Condom xl

An extra large condom that’s really big

Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right

by Bootymaster696969696969 August 8, 2019

Condomcy

Тhis word consists of “condoms” and “pharmacy”. When you go to a pharmacy to buy condoms before a date or trip.

Bae: will u be soon ?

Me: yeah, 10 min, I’m going condomcy.

by st.pablo.str August 14, 2019

Condog

A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield

Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes

by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019

Condog

A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield

Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes

by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019

Concorde

An obese person jumping backwards, landing booty first upon an unsuspecting skinny person

She hit him with a Concorde.

by kaetzchen June 23, 2019