Condomcy
Тhis word consists of “condoms” and “pharmacy”. When you go to a pharmacy to buy condoms before a date or trip.
Condomcy by st.pablo.str August 14, 2019
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Condomeyes
1) n. A Mr. Potato Head-esque facial adornment consisting of two unwrapped condoms placed over the eyes in order to distract, provoke, or arouse another person.
2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.
*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.
2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.
*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.
1) Last night my wife refused to let me give her a Cleveland Brownie Crunch (again...), so I put on condomeyes until she gave in.
2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"
2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"
Condomeyes by BrownieCruncher August 5, 2012
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Condomcrat
Extrememly liberal democrats who believe the world should run on peace and love, when really in reality eternal peace and love is impossible due to human nature. They are very, very anti-military. They support gays but those idiots discredit veterens, heck they even probably even think Servicemen should be kicked on the streets to starve. Those retards believe government to forcefully enter homes to confiscate weapons (Guns, Knives) from the citizenry. Also, those condomcrats believe that we should replace military buildings with federally funded whorehouses and gay clubs.
They believe that peace and love with everyone, even hostile nations that will always hate us and be a threat to us is more important than American Nationalism and Solidarity.
Famous Condomcrats- Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Ted Kennedy.
Famous Condomcrats- Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Ted Kennedy.
Condomcrat by The Harmeister June 21, 2005
Condomception
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