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Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from
Aids
and from unwillingly
baby
-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also
break
.
"Man...if it hasn'
t
been for this Condom,
I would
have
screwed
this up"
Condom
by
MVPMike
April 25, 2019
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