Condog

When you grill a hotdog (or sausage) with a condom on it and then feed it to some whom you are not fond of.

*At a Barbeque*

Guy1: Man, Hasko is so fucking stupid and annoying...

Guy2: That's alright, just feed him a condog!! Then he'll shut up.

Condog by condogs January 13, 2010

condog

someone who gets sides tracked from something easily

Kurt didnt make the song cause he is a condog

condog by billy preston June 10, 2008

Condog

A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield

Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes

Condog by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019

Condog

A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield

Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes

Condog by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019

cheesy condog 

Smells a lot like cheese, makes his friends buy air fresheners for their car because his cheese stench is so strong it doesn’t go away

Oh Connor smells like cheese he’s cheesy Condog
Cheesy Con dog- named Connor smells like cheese

cheesy condog by ConnorEhater January 2, 2021

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

COVID CONDOM 

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021