Comedy Spliff

A large Spliff containing At least 14grams of marijuana made by rolling a a4 sheet of card into a cone rolling it in paper and filling the empty cone up. This needs 4 roaches, 2up 2down

"Thats not a spliff"
"yes it is"
"are you trying to be funny"

by Stanislaus May 30, 2004

Come On Funny Feeling

A feeling of luck and invulnerability that foreshadows opportunity and good fortune. The funny feeling is often to be beckoned and called near the craps or roulette table, which will provide the gambler with clairvoyance on how to place his/her bets.

Craps parlance:

Stickman: "Seven out! New Shooter!"
New Shooter: "Come on Funny Feeling! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes." Places bets and then rolls.
Stickman: "Eleven! Front line winner."

by BustaNutz May 8, 2013

Come-hithered

To finger a vagina in a "come hither" motion.

Michael come-hithered me last night and finally hit my g-spot!

by PrincessWatkins September 20, 2017

Comedy Central

Also known as the South Park channel, all they do is play South Park because all of today's stand up is apparently offensive or they can't find legitimately funny skits that can compete with south park.

Seriously all comedy central plays all the time is south park.

by stainless67 April 6, 2022

come find out

A phrase used by any one person to another normally used in a seductive manner. When one says something such as to if they are a slut, hoe, whore, etc and tells the other to find out, aka come over and make them one.

Then come find out if i'm a whore..

Fine, on my way?

by that_one_les_bihh June 27, 2022

Awsome comeback

use when ur out of comebacks

Person 1. your mums sooo fat that when she do the tai chi she too slow.

Awsome comeback BELOW!!

Person 2. i have no comeback... coz i left all my cum back in ur mum!

by GSTR February 23, 2011

Play on Words Comedian

A non-comedian person who tries to be funny by playing on words. Tends to reuse jokes that worked the first time over and over again.

Play on Words Comedian:
Picks up a battery and asks "what's the charge?"

by John Linden November 8, 2008