big carpal

when someone has has the bone on thier wrist sticking out, almost as if they were too skinny. This is usually very unattractive and grosses people out.

"Ewww, you have such big carpals, its gross!"

by dragonfruict CB October 6, 2008

see ya in the carpark

a phrase often used when 2 blokes are wishing to settle an argument , in some sort of carpark. Usually refering to a physical fight , but if ever said by the carpark king himself it will generaly refer to a servere bashing,stomping, smashing, bloke getting his ass laid out, hospitalized bitch,ashphalt face or dead bloke in a carpark. to whoever the words were intended for.

2 blokes on a footy feild , carpark king decides his keen ,
says to bloke on oposing team , "see ya in the carpark"
kid relises who his fucking with , and decides he dosn't want ashpalt for dinner , kid pussies off , carpark king is slightly confused.........then remembers how tuff he actualy is.

by wouldn't_you_like_to_know_ha April 16, 2010

Sweeping under the carpet

When you have a crush on someone that you say you don’t have a crush on them anymore

Migo is sweeping under the carpet

by Herombe is obamas father June 10, 2018

carpet clucker

1.when one "clucks" through the carpet looking for crack/cocaine. aka crackhead.
2.when you lose something in a girls bush and have to search for it.

1.John started carpet clucking after he smoked his last rock.
2.You dont have to be a carpet clucker with debbie, she shaves.

by AliDivito June 23, 2008

carpenters daughter

flat and easy to screw.

ie, shane from the L word. bitches. is flat. is an "a" cup and easy to screw. she is the carpenters daughter.

by giant lesbian. December 31, 2009

Carpe Beer Run

(phrase) One whom has thoroughly participated in the logistic, purchase, recovery of beer, and cracking of the first beer(s).

:"Are you drinking on a Monday?"

:"Yeah, Carpe Beer Run."

by Nastee, Thelonious MBA, PhD October 11, 2011

Carpet kisser

Racist term for an East Indian due to their religion. They kneel down and kiss some sort of special rug while praising 'Allah'

My roommate is a carpet kisser, always pecking the rug while praying.

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016