Imalljammedup's definitions

Undercover squat

When you're so obsessed with working out that you find any opportunity to squat.

I did many undercover squats before finally sitting on the toilet

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016

Stashin pills

When you are given your medication and pretend to take it only to accumulate a stash. Usually referring to drugs that have recreational use.

I love stashin pills so I eventually have enough to get high on.

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016

Fuck around gang

The unofficial gang who does nothing for a living but fuck around with others for a cheap thrill. Members find great amusement in causing others grief. They are often if not always drunk and or on hard drugs.

I found a mouse trap in my car yesterday, I bet the fuck around gang had something to do with it

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016

Carpet kisser

Racist term for an East Indian due to their religion. They kneel down and kiss some sort of special rug while praising 'Allah'

My roommate is a carpet kisser, always pecking the rug while praying.

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016

Montreal

Canadian city with the hottest girls, dumbest cops and even dumber legal system. People there are rude and terrible driverd. Public intoxication is not frowned upon, although alcohol should be hidden.

I went to montreal so I could drink out of a brown paper bag and talk shit in the streets like the rest of the funny French people

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016

Filthy Russian

An individual of Russian decent who likes to cheat, steal, talk a lot of shit, is an active racist and likes to do things illegally and barely ever gets caught. Often rich, and an alcoholic.

-"Check out that drunk dude talking racist smack while stealing someone's TV"
-"Damn what a filthy Russian."

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016

Stripped bike

A bike missing parts. Usually because of theft. Often just a frame remains.

You can tell it was a bad part of town by the amount of stripped bikes.

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016