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Dashboard Confessional

The emo shit band that converts straight men into complete homosexuals. They try to sing about love and compassion but come off as homosexual children that whine about the world's stupidest shit. Guess they can't be the beatles, eh?
Dashboard confessional reminds me about how our culture has degenerated into this load of shit.
by Merlin122 October 23, 2004
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dashawn

dashawn walks down the hall looking stupid as hell.
by crakhand October 19, 2017
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dashboard confessional

SHIT. their lyrics suck. Jesus, I feel gay just thinking about them.
Gay guy: listen to this DC cd
regular guy: sure buddy
gay guy: isn't this great
regular guy: ...*gurgling
The regular guy dies because of massive blood loss from the ears.
by Erasmus March 27, 2005
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Dashboard

During sex or foreplay, when a girl lies on her back and raises her feet over her head, a dashboard is the resulting panel of instruments available for manipulation and perusal.
He honked her teets and slathered her dashboard.
by marlowe9 October 19, 2010
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dashboarding

The act of slamming one’s significant other into the dashboard of the car; usually after prom or a formal event.
Due to her incessant yammering, Steve was 'dashboarding' Alyssa without regard to her visage.

Rick: “You have been talking to too many other boys
Maeve: “Don’t be so protective
Rick ‘dashboards’ Maeve
Rick: “How about that *****”
by Chris Sentmier May 25, 2007
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dashboard confessional

Emo? You people really have no idea what you are talking about. This shitty band is not emo. In fact emo doesnt even really exist.
Person One: "Hey do you like emo?"
Person Two: "I hate you."
by atthedrive-inforever January 24, 2005
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dashboarding

a form of female masturbation that takes place while she's driving her own car. effectively, she steers the wheel with her legs (which are propped up on the dashboard) thus leaving her hands free to wander...
...and so, on our way to H-town, we looked over and saw that she was masturbating! She was totally dashboarding it!
by Iceman2480 August 7, 2007
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