Chankle 

Chubby ankles, but not quite cankles.

My chankles won't fit in ski boots!

I am so ashamed of my chankles.

I sprained my chankle in the hot tub!

I have to order special socks to fit over my chankles.

Chankle by Chankle Queen December 1, 2011

stankle crankle 

When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.

Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.

Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.

Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.

Thats a stankle crankle.

Yo bitch, pass me a stankle crankle

stankle crankle by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004

clanker tits 

big tits that wobble when you walk

"Sally has some real clanker tits as she walks."

clanker tits by Fenske2009 February 18, 2009

cankle kisser 

A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.

Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.

cankle kisser by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009

Chankie 

A Chankie is any private part. That's Right. Boobz, Peepees, Buttz, and VJJs. You can scream in class in your teacher won't know what the heck you said. This word was made by ME. Usually means Penis though.

You're Such a Frikin Chankie, dude.
You've got a nice Chankie there.

Chankie by MBtooth June 6, 2018

cankerblossom 

a "blossom" of pus that comes out when a canker bursts. Usually used only in Shakespearean plays.

Midsummer Night’s Dream, 3.2.282-284. Herm. “O me! You juggler! You cankerblossom!/ You thief of love! What, have you come by night/ And stol’n my love’s heart from him?”

cankerblossom by KarlatheGreat February 18, 2009

international day of the cranky c*nt 

A day where people gather en-mass to express their anger in humerous ways preferably against members of the public called Barry. Usually ocurring on the third tuesday of september each year. Origins of this festival come from ancient Greece where they would stone people called Barracus on the 15th day of the ninth month.

Rage quiting the morning because you phail at life and tipping your coffee on some one called Barry to celebrate international day of the cranky c*nt

international day of the cranky c*nt by Lord Anti-Hackgab September 15, 2009