stinkylettuce's definitions

Shitnap

A relaxed state induced from defecating and reading on a comfortable toilet.

I thought Megan might have died in the bathroom, but she was only taking a shitnap.

by stinkylettuce June 22, 2009

cankle kisser

A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.

Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.

by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009