alfie

someone i loved who didn’t even like me at all but still talked to me everyday

person: don’t be such an alfie

by Kacy bird July 8, 2022

Alfie Turner

Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous

“Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang”

by JackMate July 9, 2022

Alfie

W human being very POGGIES

Alfie is POGGIES as hell

by HECKER.MAN July 21, 2022

Alfie

Some brummy who only speaks in quotes or lyrics

"Hi Alfie!"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"

by mankdjuad July 24, 2022

Alfie

Alfie is the most gayest and rudest boy you will ever meet and he always has a 1 inch.

Girl 1 'Did u hear what alfie did?'
Girl 2 ' Yea he was rude to his freind then touched his freinds dick'

by alfiehater101 July 30, 2022

Alfren

A majestic name for a majestic royal,
A name fit for a noble and a name that is most dashing. It defines royalty and elegance

Damn, have you seen how alfren the queen is, such poise and elegance

by Mr, snow August 2, 2022

Alfonso

Alfonso is a very sexy human being and if you meet him then he’s the best friend you’ve ever had. All his ex’s are toxic but he’s still better than all of their current and future boyfriends because he’s built like a Greek God.

Girl 1: “is that Alfonso?”
Girl 2: “yh he’s sooooooo fitttttt”

by CremeBrulée August 3, 2022