squirrel fucker

A kid usually named will who looks like a squirrel and likes to fuck them

Kid 1: whose that weird kid?
kid 2: thats will, he is a real squirrel fucker

by ticktokbabycock October 18, 2014

Squirreling

A female who is so horny that she needs to orgasm soon. She has been eagerly anticipating the arrival of her lover and is on the verge of having a spontaneous orgasm. She is sitting on her "nut", ready for it to "bust". Females who are capable of multiple orgasms are sitting on a pile of many nuts. Just like Squirrels who save their nuts for winter (the coldest season ever), she has been saving her nuts for a stone cold freak and does not want to waste them because they are the sweetest joy.

Homegirl1: "Girl, what you doin?"
Bestie: "I am Squirreling like a motherfucker, if I don't get some soon I'm gonna bust!"
Homegirl1:"Squirreling? Wtf is that?"
Bestie:"I am sitting on a pile of nuts"
Homegirl1: "LMAO You are so stupid!!!!"
Horny AF Multiple Orgasms Ready For Sex

by ChocTini12 August 26, 2017

pocket squirrel

a girl that hangs on her man constantly, with no regard for his desire to move around and talk to others.

my boy couldn't hang out 'cause she was draped all over him like a fucking pocket squirrel.

by pussy stomper September 12, 2009

red squirrel

(1) The Eurasian Red Squirrel - a generally benign species of tree squirrel common in Eurasia. Due to the introduction of the Eastern Grey Squirrel from North America, its numbers have been in a sharp decline throughout the British Isles, however, contrary to Anglo-centric assumptions, its population is still strong throughout the rest of Eurasia and its conservation status is "Least Concern", meaning that it is not remotely threatened.

(2) The American Red Squirrel - a species of tree squirrel common throughout the coniferous forests of North America. These little assholes have a tendency of nesting in human-build structures, causing significant damage to them in the process. Like their Eurasian counterparts, these destructive little rodents have a conservation status of "Least Concern".

(3) A natural redhead, whose carpet matches her drapes.

Person 1: The red squirrel is almost extinct!

Person 2: So why does it have a conservation status of least concern and live in strong numbers everywhere from Portugal to Japan?

by trex1985 January 21, 2011

Tender Squirrel

One fine, high quality vagina

I gotta get me some tender squirrel

by UNl2ated April 17, 2011

Dirty Squirrel

A man who likes "eating" another man's nuts

Dude, look how big of a Homo he is. That guy must be a Dirty Squirrel.

by THE OG OG MUDBONE December 28, 2015

squirrel

1/4 ounce of crack cocaine.

Where I'm from a "squirrel" costs about 200 dollas.

by Idontdothatnomore October 17, 2007