when someone peforms fellatio on you until you ejaculate, then before they have a chance to swallow it or spit it out, you put your hand over their mouth and tickle them so the splooge flies out of their nose(reminiscent of milk at the elementary school lunch table)
by Brandi B. December 16, 2004
Get the nose volcano mug.Term coined in reference to how black people generally indulge dialogue at a higher volume, than Caucasian counterparts.
A: So why was residence security called?
B: Because the black people were at 3am talking on their phones in corridors, music, general black volumes of talking etc . . .
B: Because the black people were at 3am talking on their phones in corridors, music, general black volumes of talking etc . . .
by aiPod January 11, 2009
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(1) The trance-like state of indecision caused by too many food options.
(2) The unseen force that ensures that shopping when hungry or when suffering the munchies, especially in a well-stocked Asian grocery store, will always take longer and cost more than you planned.
(2) The unseen force that ensures that shopping when hungry or when suffering the munchies, especially in a well-stocked Asian grocery store, will always take longer and cost more than you planned.
(1) “Drag yourself out of that Sauce Vortex and order something! You’ve been reading the menu for 15 minutes!”
(2) “We’re having a Szechwan / Malaysian / Vietnamese / Korean banquet for dinner tonight because I got sucked into a Sauce Vortex in the Golden Rooster Asian Food Store this morning.”
(2) “We’re having a Szechwan / Malaysian / Vietnamese / Korean banquet for dinner tonight because I got sucked into a Sauce Vortex in the Golden Rooster Asian Food Store this morning.”
by gillfish February 20, 2009
Get the Sauce Vortex mug.A person's domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 - 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.
Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.
The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.
The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton
Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.
The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.
The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton
FRANK: OMG Johnny, have you met Matt's new GF? she's got a domestic volume index of 2.8
DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.
DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.
by TimThomas June 11, 2009
Get the Domestic Volume Index mug.An E-vorce is when your significant other changes their "marital status" on myspace, facebook, etc. When they are upset with you. This can be temporary or permanent depending on the seriousness of the situataion.
"Hey Blue Eyes, your facebook says you are single again, wanna make out?
"No, my wife just e-vorced me for the day since I forgot to put the seat down, she will get over it and fix my status later"
"No, my wife just e-vorced me for the day since I forgot to put the seat down, she will get over it and fix my status later"
by Blue Eyes, yo February 18, 2010
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Eibhlin: NO ELLA, CARBS!! VOM!!
Ella + Eibhlin: JIZZ-VOM!!!
Eibhlin: NO ELLA, CARBS!! VOM!!
Ella + Eibhlin: JIZZ-VOM!!!
by The Nils Sundermann April 18, 2010
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Friend Two: Nothing much just on The Voo with my boyfriend
Friend One: The Voo? What's that?
Friend Two: Oovoo. You know, that video chatting thing?
Friend One: Ohhh. That's pretty cool dood(:
Friend Two: Nothing much just on The Voo with my boyfriend
Friend One: The Voo? What's that?
Friend Two: Oovoo. You know, that video chatting thing?
Friend One: Ohhh. That's pretty cool dood(:
by NeonChocolateBar January 16, 2011
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