Tool

A) A person whom conforms. often associated with "douches" and "assholes". (1) In the wild, these very unintellegent creatures copy whatever they see, or claim to have done something, but really they just pissed someone off. Often really annoying and doesn't think of what to do in life.

B) a garden or mechanical device of which helps man do great things.

A)
generic callie #1: God that person is such a tool. I hope they learn to think about what they need and want, and not what others tell them to do.

generic prep er.. tool#1: oohh those shoes are like, amazing, aren't they generic douche bag # 5?

generic douche bag # 5) your fucking rights they are babes! lets go buy you them and then I'll show you off to everyone, then dump you the next day because we're a week old!

generic tool #1: OK! :D

Generic Callie #1: >_> what did i just say?!

B)
generic gardener #7.5 vista beta:

oh this tool is lov.. *loading*

generic callie #1) piece of crap windows.. *hits gardener a few times* ah.. Should have had a v8... *shifty eyes* ..scanner..

by your_friendly_tool October 22, 2008

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n: Someone smart, infinitely persistent, and ultimately certain to succeed. Often used as a backhanded insult, the term is secretly an honorific.
v: to study insanely, especially if the weather's good.

Of course you finished that jurassic problem set. You're such a tool!

by mrk_123 January 22, 2019

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I gave that girl the tool later that night and she loved it.

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