toilet bowl bitch

A Toilet Bowl Bitch is last place finisher in a fantasy football league. The humiliation of the Toilet Bowl Bitch is forever immortalized at www.toiletbowlbitch.com

a toilet bowl bitch finishes last in a fantasy football league, is humiliated and ridiculed for an entire year, and is made to drink and warm, nasty, disgusting beer that is old and most likely shaken up.

by chpsrmne September 29, 2013

Toiletpaper rationing

When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.

John: Dude, what took you so long?

Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.

John: Fuck....... Too much detail.

by Dr SmoothCheeez December 15, 2013

toilet stroke

When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.

(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......

by santacruzjt December 19, 2013

Toiletgram

The act of uploading a photo to Instagram while on the toilet. Either by taking an actual photo of yourself on the toilet, using a previously taken photo or adding a photo that is not of yourself (meme, quotes etc)

#toiletgram

by Resistancedown April 28, 2014

Toilet Paper Jenga

The act of stacking toilet paper against the wall until it falls and then that person has to empty the trash

Did you see that case of toilet paper Jenga? I'd hate to be the one that falls on!

by ds2014 March 14, 2014

toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.

"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"

by chubnubby March 18, 2014

Toilet Tickler

The act of ones genitals being submerged in cold water when one descends onto a toilet seat.

My porcelain throne is a awful toilet tickler. My dick always touching the water.

by Phogoth October 27, 2014