Flaps

Flaps are a part of womens genitila

Get ya flaps out
Lets see your flappies
Shes got well nice flaps

by Nogwardo February 24, 2008

flappit

A lobster with only one claw

It was huge but it was a flappit. I couldn't sell it to the restuarant so I ate it myself.

by Rutters October 18, 2003

Flapgrappling

The act of slapping one's beef curtains with the male sausage link.

Carson was too scared to have sex with Kaileigh, so he resorted to flapgrappling.

by Miles Kane January 13, 2008

Flaphat

flaphat (flăp´hăt) n. A derogatory name used defensively by a used car salesman when confronted with the fact that he or she is not actually an attorney, despite being able to sell ice to an eskimo.

Flaphat!

You little flaphat, I eat guys like you up all day in court.

by Clenden February 19, 2010

Flaptures

The two sheets of skin that are the upper cleavage of an ageing woman.

Aww fuck dude, one of Mrs. Hadogen's flaptures is hanging out.

Excuse me miss, there seems to be a small rodent trapped under your left flapture.

BOOM right in the flaptures!!

by Razefup March 26, 2010

Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.

Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!

by TheJMM April 8, 2011

Flapclack

a word to beware of. A combination of flap and clack which result in the cautious combination of a flapclack. To brutally beat an opposing party.

Andrea: "I'ma slap you!"

Mauricio: "Uhu, ima flapclack yo ass back to the stone age, sisteh!."

by Flapclacker June 4, 2011