Flaphat

flaphat (flăp´hăt) n. A derogatory name used defensively by a used car salesman when confronted with the fact that he or she is not actually an attorney, despite being able to sell ice to an eskimo.

Flaphat!

You little flaphat, I eat guys like you up all day in court.

by Clenden February 19, 2010

flap hat

A dude who parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century, thus giving him the appearance of having pussy flaps for hair.

(A flap hat walks by.)

-Dude, check out that flap hat!

-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!

by The Flaps Fairy November 8, 2009

faphat

someone who faps excessively or is easily arroused

Jason: "Did you know that chocolate makes girls more easily aroused?"
Me: omfg a faphat si yuo!

by SHHPF February 6, 2003

Flathat

(Noun) An individual that wears the bill of their hat completely flattened out so that other douchebags will know that he is also just pretending that he knows martial arts.

This style of headgear is frequently worn with clothing and accessories that prominently feature the Tapout logo and tattoos that say 'I'm a douche" in Chinese lettering next to tribal armbands.

Note: Less than 31% of flathats actually know any kind of martial arts and even fewer actually own a motorcycle.

Did you see those two flathats get their asses kicked by that Yoga Instructor chick that they were hitting on? I guess they bought the MMA gear but couldn't afford the lessons.

by Erich.me August 29, 2012

Flapatapalous

A feeling of elation so high that one feels like they could fly in the sky or when your day was so amazing that you just can't sit still

Hello, How are you? I feel aboustely flapatapalous today.

That was truly a flapatapalous day.

by fake name xxy August 30, 2016

flapatoga

terrible decision made by a parent

my parents made the wors flopatoga about me not getting my drivers licens.

by Nick LePera September 11, 2005

Faphat

Noun. The object of being a faphat. One must indeed be able a) to fap (see related definitions) and must b) possess a hat. Setting those conditions allows the usage of this often negatively-associated word.

Ben Affleck may indeed pwn me, but he is still a faphat.

by Jason Friedman February 5, 2003