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Procrastigaming

prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,gām,iNG- Noun - The act of delaying or postponing something with video games.
"I was Procrastigaming to the point were I forgot my anniversary. Not that I would remember usually, just trying to use this word in a sentence."
by Gone_Urban August 27, 2014
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Procrastibaking

The act of purposely delaying your annual baking of holiday treats due to lethargy, disillusionment or any general excuse.
Mother in Law on phone: "How's my daughter's Christmas baking coming along, she mentioned she was quite busy with it."
Son in Law on phone: "Is that what she said? Well there's been more procrastibaking going on around here than anything, and I can assure you that!"
by hoolyjolly December 23, 2017
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Procrastinuting

1. To want to nut, but getting distracted by other things or putting it off.
2. Another form of procrastination, only now you are masterbating instead of doing something else
I'm such a procrastinuting person when it comes to writing emails.
by The silent bun7 February 6, 2019
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procrastifaking

the act of someone who's always late shows up on their usual horse manure reasons or excuses
I wonder what Dylan's procrastifaking ass' excuse is gon be this time 🙄
by know buddy September 22, 2020
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Procrastobating

When you should be doing something important but masturbate instead. Figuratively or otherwise. Procrastobation
I was procrastobating and missed my son's Christening Procrastobator
by The Eagle Bear October 3, 2013
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procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.
"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."
by Malacanadian July 12, 2012
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procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation
I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.
by jewboy89 May 15, 2013
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