pension

An aprehensive way to define astrology.

Dude: sup dawg studying some pension!

Dude 2: yeah

Dude 3: I like pension

by Awesome Jdl January 4, 2014

penisology

Penisology is the study that thots know of.

pleasing a penis
hence, penisology

Mark: Yo, did you hear how good Linda's head was last night?
Tim: yeah, she has a degree in penisology, go get checked for aids.

by PenisLover42069 October 17, 2018

Penisnostalgia

It is a recollection of past sexual encounters from a females perspective; can also refer to thoughts of penises from varying racial and ethnic groups.

Lizzie tells Yessi, " Yessi I am having penisnostalgia". Yessi says, " Which dick are you talking about it?". Lizzie says, " I'm recalling the Chinese cock I fucked 5 years ago, the African dude that I banged 2 years ago, and the Puerto Rican dude that bend me over me last night". Yessi says, " Damn that penisnostalgia".

by Yessi February 14, 2014

penisography

the art of photographing penis

That was a great penisography shoot

by americaselite January 24, 2006

penisorosis

a disease when your penis is inlarged

my penis couldn't fit in my pants because i have penisorosis

by JoKeR! July 6, 2003

penisoraus rex

the scientific name of the male genitalia of a large, strong, sexy man with beautiful brown eyes named LUCAS! also called: THE CONDUCTOR

When Josh was trying to catch a chick, LUCAS came along and pulled out his penisoraus rex and she left Josh for obvious reasons.

by aardvark the aardvark March 16, 2011

pension benefits

Pension benefits may be established when a couple breaks up but they continue to have repeated sexual encounters with eachother afterwards for an extended period of time until such time that either or both parties are in a new and exclusive relationship, although in many cases the benefits may continue even in such circumstances, where the benefits are held in a trust by and on behalf of either or both parties to be accessed under certain conditions (such as when in the future neither person is party to an exclusive relationship or when a recipient of the benefit is unaware that the other is in a relationship or when a particular fact does not exclude the entitlement to receive a benefit according to the rules of the benefits held in trust even if their behavior is slutty, promiscuous, and morally reprehensible).

Ryan: Alex, I'm breaking up with you.
Alex: okay.
Ryan: Let's fuck like rabbits!
Alex: Hell yeah, pension benefits!

by Phillip Yœrass August 26, 2013