penisorosis 

a disease when your penis is inlarged

my penis couldn't fit in my pants because i have penisorosis

penisorosis by JoKeR! July 6, 2003

Penisopolis 

A state of mind in which you feel cocky.

It's so sunny, I feel penisopolis.

Penisopolis by Peanutopolis March 15, 2011

Peditorosis 

Peditorosis is the medical term for chronic losing. Peditorosis affects only men and reduces their chances of success with the opposite sex. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: giving a girl too much attention, oozing desperation, being terrified of rejection, and lacking self-confidence. Put simply, you lose your ability to exude awesome or win. Oh and it can be contagious.

Stacy: "Did you hear? Bobby Havens brought flowers to his first date. How could anyone be that lame?"

Amanda: "I guess you don't know. He has peditorosis."

Stacy: "Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. That explains A LOT..."

Peditorosis by JGunz December 2, 2010